Life of Pi

Ham and Cheese have been pretty busy for the holidays. Cheese has just a freaking boatload of family that come and visit from all over the world, and even Ham has a few relatives that are only seen 'round Refrigerator on holidays and special occasions. But, like many families, they find some time amidst all the chaos to relax, decompress, and see a movie. This Christmas (as you can maybe imagine, Ham and Cheese aren't Jewish), they're seeing Life of Pi. In their world, though, Life of Pi is not at all a visually spectacular epic that is by turns gruesome and heartwarming. It's a horror flick, and it's just plain gruesome.

It's like "Taken" if Liam Neeson's character wasn't in the movie at all.