Cheese's Bully

We all face challenges in our lives, and we all have bullies. Cheese's bully is Nachos. Nachos isn't your usual bully. He doesn't beat Cheese up or call him mean names. No, Nachos is the kind of insidious* bully who is mean because he tells Cheese that he isn't good enough the way that he is. He thinks Cheese needs to be different. That Cheese should hang out with Salsa because she's hot or with Beans because Beans is intellectually substantial. For Nachos, Cheese just isn't enough all by himself, and that's a really difficult thing to hear. Worst of all, Nachos likes Cheese all melted down. Poor Cheese!

Ham's always there to reconstitute Cheese. They're pretty good friends, especially because Ham knows Cheese is great just the way he is. Though he doesn't mind hanging out with Mayonnaise and Mustard every once in a while. Or Spicy Mustard if he really feels like partying. But NEVER Miracle Whip.

*That's how they came up with Darth Sidious' name. BAM.

Illustrations by Jill.