Ham, You're Being a Jerk

Sometimes, Ham gets a little arrogant. His cousin Prosciutto gets in touch with him (Prosciutto thinks that the only film festival worth going to is Cannes and the only champagne worth drinking is the real kind from France), or Ham gets too close to one of the Dijon brothers from the mustard family, and suddenly, he thinks he's too good for Cheese or a nice slice of whole wheat bread.

But eventually it gets dark at 1802 Meat and Cheese drawer (actually, all of the locales in the Refrigerator neighborhood are dark most of the time), and Ham can't see anything with his sunglasses on. So he takes them off. And that's 95% of being cool.*

*scientific measurement

Illustrations by Jill.