Meet Ham and Cheese

Ham and Cheese are pretty good friends, usually. Here they are together:

They spend a lot of their time at 1802 Meat and Cheese Drawer, which they like okay. It's a whole lot better than living anywhere near Vegetable Drawer, which they've heard is a pretty rough part of town. Every once in a while, Ham and Cheese get in a bit of a tiff because their living quarters are occasionally cramped. Ham blames it on Cheese because he can be a little chunky, and Cheese blames it on Ham because Ham sometimes likes to have a lot of friends like Salami and Turkey and Bologna over to party. Cheese especially hates Bologna. He's a jerk. Surprisingly, Jerk Chicken is not a jerk, but he hardly ever visits because he lives such a long ways away. Jerk Chicken is also not very popular, but that's because not that many people know him. If more people knew him, he'd probably be pretty well liked.

Eventually all of Ham's friends leave, and it's just Ham and Cheese again, which is, at the end of the day, how they like it.

Illustrations courtesy of Jill.